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The Legal Madness

Yes, we know you probably won't read this, but these terms govern your participation in the most beautifully absurd social experiment on the internet. We've tried to make it as entertaining as possible!

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Last Updated: July 15, 2025

By participating, you agree to these terms. Don't worry, we're not trying to steal your firstborn or anything.

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Core Terms:

  • • The Great Experiment
  • • The Sacred Dollar ($1.00 Only)
  • • Your Legendary Rewards
  • • The Charity Promise ($100K)
  • • Your Privacy Matters

Legal Stuff:

  • • The No-Refund Reality
  • • Who Owns What (IP Rights)
  • • Legal Cover-Your-Assets
  • • Don't Be That Person
  • • Contact & Jurisdiction

💡 Pro Tip: Click any section title to expand/collapse it. We've made this as digestible as possible because nobody likes reading legal walls of text!

Welcome to the Madness!

These terms govern your participation in our social experiment. We've organized them into digestible sections because nobody likes reading walls of legal text. Click each section to expand and explore the beautiful chaos of our terms.

The Great Experiment
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What Exactly Is This Madness?

"Make Me a Millionaire (For No Reason)" is a social experiment where we attempt to collect exactly $1,000,000 from 1,000,000 people, each donating exactly $1.00. Why? Because it's beautifully absurd and we wanted to see if the internet would actually do it.

Key Points:
  • This is an art project disguised as a business venture
  • You're not buying anything - you're participating in performance art
  • We're completely transparent about the absurdity
  • No, we won't actually become millionaires (taxes exist)

By participating, you acknowledge that this is an experiment in human behavior, internet culture, and collective action. You're not purchasing goods or services - you're buying a ticket to be part of internet history.

The Sacred Dollar
$1.00 Only
Your Legendary Rewards
Glory & Titles
The Charity Promise
$100K Commitment
Your Privacy Matters
GDPR Compliant
The No-Refund Reality
No Refunds
Who Owns What
IP Rights
Legal Cover-Your-Assets
Important Disclaimers
Don't Be That Person
Community Rules
The Legal Boring Stuff
Jurisdiction
Get In Touch
Contact Us

Questions? Concerns? Just Want to Chat?

We're surprisingly accessible for people running an internet experiment. Here's how to reach us:

Email Addresses:
  • General: hello@millionairefornoreason.com
  • Legal: legal@millionairefornoreason.com
  • Privacy: privacy@millionairefornoreason.com
  • Press: press@millionairefornoreason.com
  • Complaints: complaints@millionairefornoreason.com
Response Times:
  • General Questions: 24-48 hours
  • Technical Issues: ASAP (we panic easily)
  • Legal Matters: 3-5 business days
  • Press Inquiries: Same day (we love attention)
  • Hate Mail: Never (just kidding, we read it and cry)
Social Media:

Follow our experiment on social media for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and our journey toward potential millionaire status (or magnificent failure). Links are on our main page because we're too lazy to maintain them in two places.

Physical Address:

52 Hackington Crescent Beckenham
London - Kent
United Kingdom
Note: This is our official address for legal purposes. We don't have a physical office, but we do check our mail occasionally.

(Please don't send us cash in the mail. We prefer digital donations and can't guarantee mail security.)

Congratulations!

You've actually read our Terms of Service. You're now qualified to rule the internet.

Seriously though, thanks for taking the time to understand what you're getting into. Now go forth and make some beautiful internet history!

Ready to Accept?

By participating in our experiment, you acknowledge that you've read (or at least skimmed) these terms and agree to be bound by them. Now go forth and make internet history!